Muhammad Ali jokes
Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.