Muhammad Ali jokes

Why did Muhammad Ali go down? Because he couldn't stand the cancer.

What do you call a farting boxer?

Gaseous Clay.

What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?

One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.