Not Your Dad

Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"

Mister: No, you shit head.

Boy: Why? :(

Mister: Because I'm not your dad.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause the kid asks for candy from a random dude, and the dude's like, "Nah, I ain't your sugar daddy!" It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda mean. Plus, you probably still ask for candy, you sweet-toothed dummy.

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