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Not Your Dad

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An0y1
5 years ago
  • Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"

    Mister: No, you shit head.

    Boy: Why? :(

    Mister: Because I'm not your dad.

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    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause the kid asks for candy from a random dude, and the dude's like, "Nah, I ain't your sugar daddy!" It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda mean. Plus, you probably still ask for candy, you sweet-toothed dummy.

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