An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about orphans. Orphans don't have parents, and usually don't have homes. So, they can't get a "call home" from school 'cause there's no home to call! Do you understand? You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.