Can jokes
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Daughter: So, I got my period.
Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!
Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?
Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.
Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)
Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.