Can jokes
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.