Can jokes

Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.

What's the difference between a baby and putty?

You can only eat one.

How can Batman defeat the Joker? A: With a handful of sleeping pills.

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.

White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*

Natives: Can y-

White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.

My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!

That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.

Daughter: So, I got my period.

Mom: That's wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying!

Daughter: That's nice, Mum, but isn't the whole point of getting your period dying?

Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to another day.

Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically.)

Mom: You're welcome, honey. (Clueless, obviously.)

What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?

He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”

"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."

Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?

Because there is no one to teach them.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support its family.

Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.

Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?

Because no one wants him.

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

Suck a big cock.

What did the calculator say to the student?

You can always count on me.

I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.