Can jokes
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.