Diddy jokes

In honor of Diddy:

The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀

I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.

He’s used to penetrating aggressively.

What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.

What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?

They both use lots of oil.

Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*

Daddy:...

Timmy: Well come on diddy!

Daddy: Well shit lets go son!

Both: YEE YEE

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

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Nardo Wick