Diddy jokes

In honor of Diddy:

The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!

I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator.

He’s used to penetrating aggressively.

What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.

Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀

Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*

Daddy:...

Timmy: Well come on diddy!

Daddy: Well shit lets go son!

Both: YEE YEE

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?

They both use lots of oil.

Have you heard of dideys?

Dideys balls fit in your mouth.

Doin (DYM 45)

Digga D?

Doin (DYM 11).

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.