In honor of Diddy:
The ice cream machine at McDonald's now works!
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.
I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.
diddy and hawk tuah walk into a bar hawk tuah say spit on that thang only one walk out💀
I heard P. Diddy got a job as a defensive coordinator He’s used to penetrating aggressively
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
