Call jokes
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
lol so true
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.