What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian
what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.
What do you call a midget with autism
A weetard
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road........suicidal
What do you call a private nun.
Nun-o-yo-business
what do you call a baby in an oven? my next meal
What do you call a skeleton with no friends BONELY
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.
what do you call a burning church?
Holy Smokes
What do you call a down syndrome that was hit by a car? Mash potato
what do you call a kid with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor
What do you call a Mexican's prison
The border
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father? because Roman Catholic men between 18 - 29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole
What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call two gay Irishman?
Patrick Fitz gerald, and Gerald Fitz patrick
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown
