Call jokes
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Memes
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah, Mary Agnes, congratulations!"
She gave him a puzzled look. "On what?"
"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."
Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do you call a musician ð©âð€ who drinks soda and sings ð€ at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."