Call jokes
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.