What do you call pedophiles on a beach. Pedos in Speedos
What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.
Friend 1. whats your favorite drink or food Friend 2. pizza Friend 3. Donuts Friend 4. i don't eat food but i do drink bleach Friend 1. (calling the suicide hotline) Friend 2. (Calling the parents)
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone? -a VEGUN
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.
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What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What do u call someone smart and dead ?
Stephen Hawking .......
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What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
Meals on Wheels.
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What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car? idk I just have a couple in the backseat
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A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the fathers back. Keeping calm he tells the sons, "well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled then passed out from pain.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called straight out of windshield.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE
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