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Blonde

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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  • Autism

    What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?

    A LETHAL WEAPON!

    Kid

    Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.

    Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!

    A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.

    What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.

    What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.

    Army

    Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?

    A: Rainbow Six Siege.

    Memes

    Mug

    What do you call a cup with a handle?

    A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(

    Artist

    An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.

    The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.

    "But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.

    "Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.

    Pasta

    What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)