Call jokes
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.