Call jokes

I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.

What do you call an apartment full of Black people?

A crackhouse.

Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll up.

What do you call lesbian sex during their period?

A blood transfusion.

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

Call of Duty kill cam be like.

This is the best kill streak ever!

What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?

Rolling Loud 🎸🎸

What do you call an Asian telephone?

Ling Ling.

me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.

What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?

A chill pill.

I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."

She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."

What do you call a surprised Asian?

Ho Lee Fuc.

I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.

It’s called Finding Chemo.

My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"

What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.

What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?

Coach.

What do you call a cow eating grass?

A Lawn Moo-er.

What do you call a running chicken?

Scared.

What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.