Call jokes
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.