What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Call Jokes
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
