Call jokes
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Memes
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.