Call jokes
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
Memes
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah, Mary Agnes, congratulations!"
She gave him a puzzled look. "On what?"
"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."
Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."