Call jokes
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.