Call jokes

I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll up.

What do you call an apartment full of Black people?

A crackhouse.

What do you call a surprised Asian?

Ho Lee Fuc.

I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.

It’s called Finding Chemo.

What do you call an orphan's family reunion?

Me time.

What do you call a disabled Arab?

Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).

What do you call an emo with no legs?

Emobile.

What do you call a decapitated politician?

A severed head of state.

Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?

Teacher: "I'll call your mother."

Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."

what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?

Panera dead.

What do you call a rooster lollipop?

A cock sucker!

What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?

A liar.

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?

What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?

A stroke of luck :)

What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?

A. A lamb slide.

What do you call the worst joke ever?

Well, according to my mom, I am.