Call jokes
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
Memes
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!