Call jokes
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
What do cows call money?
Moola.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend.
Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.
Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.