. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army
A: Rainbow six seege
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do you call a broken pencil never mind it’s pointless!!
What do you call a skunk 🦨 falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
what do you call a cup with a handle?
a mug! HAHA ha... my parents just got a divorce :(
What do you call a bear without a ear?
B
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" Asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What do you call an owl 🦉 with armor?
A Knight Owl!
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over? Pigs in a blanket.
My wife called me a pedo that's a big word for a 6 year old
what do you call an old black person-farming antique
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton a CREEPYpasta (it’s my first one lol)
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What do you call a depressed tree? A wood cutter
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Eat-a-lot-of-pus
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids
Coach
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
