Call jokes
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Memes
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.