Call jokes
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Memes
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."