Call jokes
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.