What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
Call Jokes
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
