Call jokes
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What do you call a woman with three boobs? Tres leches.