what do you call it when you rickroll someone in the lgbtq?
you just got fruit-rolled
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there
What do you call a clever clock? Clockwise
What do call a magic owl
HOOdini
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'Cause I'm in a great depression😎
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What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
Me: Hey how are you? Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3 Insomnia: Mommy can we get a home? Anxiety: Insomnia wait for mommy to finish. Depression: Anyway here is my resume! Me: Okie thank you, Ok... mhmmm.. WOW! Okie this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it..) Depression: Also I have 2 more friends that want to move in too! Me: Ok and there names? Depression: There names are: PTSD and Trauma! Me: Ok they seem fine (Doesn't know about them) Depression: Okie here is the money (a penny :() Thank you we will call you if we need anything. Me: Ok see you soon! :3 Me now hates my life. :)
What do you call a autistic kid that’s good at art??
Artistic
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a Copycat
What do you call a steak that tastes bad? A MISsteak
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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur: a dinosnore!
What do you call a pregnant slave. A two for one deal.
I got a phone call from a guy labled 'assassin' saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w-
*gunshot*
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal
What do you call a sad strawberry 🍓?
A blueberry.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man gay now heterosexual later
