Call jokes
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
I got a phone call from a guy labeled "assassin" saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w- *gunshot*
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?
Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.