Call jokes
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Memes
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.