Call jokes
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
Memes
They had to teach him a lesson
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"