Call jokes
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
What do you call a cool octopus? Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
What do you call an Asian prostitute?
Suck Mi Dong.
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me.
The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment.
With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.