Call jokes
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
Community talk
guys infiX is so problematic he called me crazy in dms who wnats to lock him in the basemnet with me
Why is it called 'shut UP' when the upper teeth have to move down to fully close the mouth?
I hate my life lolz okay so even though I made a giant ass deal about it, im not les.. im.. close it's something called Homoflexible, it's kind of a weird name. Basically, its like pan with a huge preference. Like, id date 90% girls and 10% guys, genderfluid, and non binary. Sorry for making a huge deal, about it, sexuality is really confusing.. thoughts of being with men still kind of make me sick, but my brains willing to make exceptions, like... idk hwo to explain. its a rare thought, because i did think about it. how did i love alain so much if i dotn like guys? and some other factors too. Anyways, im still gay as fuck.