Call jokes
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you call a creepy IT teacher?
A PDF file.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder.
If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!