Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
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Okay, so basically, this dude is sayin' he calls his dog a vibrator 'cause when the dog acts like a dildo and he beats it, the dog shakes. And since a shaking dildo is a vibrator, he calls his dog that. Dude, you gotta be real dumb to beat your dog like that. I bet you would beat a dead horse, wouldn't you?