Call jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.