Call jokes
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)