Call jokes
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call ball drama?
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.