Call jokes
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.