Call jokes
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"