Call jokes
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a PDF file!
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.