Call jokes
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
When Pope Pius IX died, he went to Heaven, knocked at the door, and St. Peter opened it: "Who are you? What do you want?”
"I am Pope Pius. I want to come to Heaven.”
“Where do you come from?"
"Rome."
“What do you mean? Rome, Massachusetts, or Rome, New York?"
"No, Rome, Italy, of course."
“I'm very sorry, but I do not know you!”
To make sure not to erroneously deny access to an authorized person, Saint Peter takes the telephone, calls up God, and asks: "Hello, Boss, here is a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome, do you know him?"
"What do you mean: Rome, Massachusetts, or Rome, New York?"
"No, Rome, Italy, of course."
"No, sorry, I don’t know him.”
Saint Peter makes another telephone call and rings up Jesus: "Hello, Junior, here’s a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome, do you know him?"
"Rome, Massachusetts, or Rome, New York?"
"Rome, Italy."
"No, sorry, never heard of him.”
Saint Peter still does not give up and finally calls up the Holy Ghost and asks: "Hello, Smoky, here is a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome. Do you know him?"
"What does he mean, Rome, Massachusetts, or Rome, New York?"
"He says Rome, Italy."
"No, sorry, I’m afraid I do not know this guy." But then, after a very short while, he continues: "Wait, wait, tell me, is that the guy who invented the damn story about Mary and me?"
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.