Call jokes
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.