What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What do you call a dog without legs?
Nothing, it won't come either way.
What do you call a circus show? A school shooter.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
What do you call the most famous skeleton detective?
Sherlock Bones!
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
