Call jokes
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
What do you call your kids?
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.