Call jokes
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?" God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.