Call jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What do you call ball drama?