Call jokes
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!