What do you call a potato with a pp?
A dictator.
Call Jokes
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
What do you call a dwarf?
Adrian!
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
