Call jokes
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What do you call a bunch of people near each other?
The start of the Hollacoast.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.