Call jokes
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.