Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
