Call jokes
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."