Call jokes
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
When Pope Pius IX died, he went to Heaven, knocked at the door, and St. Peter opened it: "Who are you? What do you want?”
"I am Pope Pius. I want to come to Heaven.”
“Where do you come from?"
"Rome."
“What do you mean? Rome, Massachusetts, or Rome, New York?"
"No, Rome, Italy, of course."
“I'm very sorry, but I do not know you!”
To make sure not to erroneously deny access to an authorized person, Saint Peter takes the telephone, calls up God, and asks: "Hello, Boss, here is a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome, do you know him?"
"What do you mean: Rome, Massachusetts, or Rome, New York?"
"No, Rome, Italy, of course."
"No, sorry, I don’t know him.”
Saint Peter makes another telephone call and rings up Jesus: "Hello, Junior, here’s a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome, do you know him?"
"Rome, Massachusetts, or Rome, New York?"
"Rome, Italy."
"No, sorry, never heard of him.”
Saint Peter still does not give up and finally calls up the Holy Ghost and asks: "Hello, Smoky, here is a guy who says he is the Pope of Rome. Do you know him?"
"What does he mean, Rome, Massachusetts, or Rome, New York?"
"He says Rome, Italy."
"No, sorry, I’m afraid I do not know this guy." But then, after a very short while, he continues: "Wait, wait, tell me, is that the guy who invented the damn story about Mary and me?"
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Want to hear a joke? It's called life.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.