Call jokes
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What do you call cringe?
You.
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
"What is your number?" "Hi."
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.
With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.
Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.
They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.
Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.
In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.
Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.