Call jokes
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.