Call jokes
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."
The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.