If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Ghost Musterd
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, smarty pants, this "musterd" guy obviously can't spell. It's supposed to be "mustard," like the stuff you put on your dog. And "Ghostbusters" is a movie about catching ghosts. So, if your hot dog tastes bad, you call "Ghost Musterd" instead of Ghostbusters... get it? Do I have to spell EVERYTHING out for you? You probably spend your weekends watching paint dry.
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... not funny xd