Call jokes

What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.

If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.

P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.

Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.

Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."

Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______

New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."

Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.

A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.

The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......

I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.

What do you call me?

Chinese?

What do you call an octopus whose father left?

An octopie.

Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?

A: Disabled.

What do you call a guy named Ben?

Answer: Ben

What do you call an amazing goat?

A goat-zing.

We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.

I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"

What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?

A rhino.

What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.

What was the movie about the dog called?

The woof of Wall Street.

Why do any orphans have sex?

Because they can't call anyone "daddy."

What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!

What do you call a missing Indian woman?

What do you call your dad?

You don't. Hahahahaha!

I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.

I remarked, "You lazy!"

An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.