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Alphabet

    • In English class, the teacher says, "Kids, you need to say the alphabet. Okay, Sally, you first." Sally says, "Okay, a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z." The teacher says, "Good job, Sally." Then the teacher called on four other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on Little Johnny. The teacher says, "Little Johnny, say the alphabet." Little Johnny says, "b c e f g h i j k l m n o p s v w x y z." The teacher says, "No, Johnny, that's not right." Johnny says, "Oh, I forgot, u r a q t." The teacher says, "No, still not right, and thank you." Johnny says, "Oh, I’ll give you the d later." The class laughs and the teacher says, "Go to the office now."

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    Orphan

    • What's it called when an orphan calls 911?

    Operator: Hello, is your family okay?

    Orphan: I'm an orphan.

    Operator: *bruh*

    Wordplay

    • When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

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    • Abortion

    • When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.

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    • Word

    • What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

    You really thought n****r, didn't you?

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    • Halloween

    • Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.

    She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."

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