A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
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What do you call a communist?
Braxton.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
