Call jokes
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Sue-icide squad.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.