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    • I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

    I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

    She said, "She was a little tardy."

    I asked her, "I thought they all were."

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    • Party Pooper

    • I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.

    Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.

    So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

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    • Talk

    • I call this my great talk with Siri.

    Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

    Siri: My mother? Huh?

    Me: Did I stutter?

    Siri: Interesting question.

    Me: It wasn’t a question.

    Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

    Me: You should understand.

    Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

    Me: No, you b***.

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    • Cookie

    • Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.

    1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?

    2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?

    Sex worker

    • What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?

    Sex worker.

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