Call jokes

Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?

A: Disabled.

What do you call a guy named Ben?

Answer: Ben

What do you call a pineapple? P.P.A.P. LOLLLLOLOLOLLOL9LOOLKOK.

What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!

What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

A Jedi Flight.

What do you call snowmen having sex?

A snowjob.

We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.

I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"

What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?

A rhino.

What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.

What was the movie about the dog called?

The woof of Wall Street.

What do you call an amazing goat?

A goat-zing.

What do you call a homosexual in a coma?

A fruit and a vegetable!

How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?

A Cor-owner.

I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.

I remarked, "You lazy!"

What do you call your dad?

You don't. Hahahahaha!

An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.

What do you call a missing Indian woman?

What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call an alligator detective??

An investi-gator.

I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.