Call jokes
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Hee hee
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.