Call jokes
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.
And I asked him what he is doing.
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.
Me: Erm... Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
Why are babies called bundles of joy?
When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.