Call jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Hee hee
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.