Call jokes
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What’s an emo called Anna?
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.