Call jokes
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Memes
Perfection
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.