An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Call Jokes
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
