Call jokes
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.