Call jokes
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.