What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Call Jokes
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
What do you call an idiot who walks on the road when cars are coming?
Fresh roadkill.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What does an orphan call home?
Nothing. 🤣
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
