Call jokes
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you call a door? A floor.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)