Call jokes
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Memes
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.
I called her the Fallen Angel.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.