Call jokes
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
Me all the time :
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.