Call jokes
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)