911 what's your emergency burning in toaster toast? yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast set fir to my forest
Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
what do you call it when you sell panera bread in your shed
panera shed
(Phone call) This is Franks funeral home and grill where yesterday’s grief is todays beef. How may we help you ?
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire? Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
*Ring Ring!* Who’s there? Soldier! Soldier who? You’ve soldier house! Congrats! waHt
Humpty Dumpty felled off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call. He got hurt in a egg-cident & it never got eggs-elent. When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower. It happened too fast, he watched the very last. Next he died, eaten all fried.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports? America
What do you Call AG? A beta male
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 9/1/1.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed ?
Stiff chocolate
why cant an orphan have sex. Because they cant call them daddy
what do you call a dick playing badminton? a shuttlecock.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
What do you call a rapper with a COLD?
Lil Sneezy
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
2 tight ends and a wide receiver
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What is the difference between et and an orphan et can actually call home
