Call jokes
What do you call a burning church?
Holy smokes.
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
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I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
Itâs called Enditol.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).