what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
Call Jokes
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
It’s called Enditol.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
