Call jokes
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
Memes
There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"
"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."
The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"
The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."
"What about the boy?" the woman asked.
The doctor said, "Denephew."
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.