What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair
what do you call a depressed emo ,dead
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men. Coach
I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
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After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.
you call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."
"What was your first impression on him?"
"I told him, she calls me daddy too."
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said you are what you eat. He then proceeded to run away from me.
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
what do you call a dad in the mirror?
( Your imagination )
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn't call it orphans home
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? -- A candy baa.
