Call jokes
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Neona (😟): I bet you I'm not going to get that job at all!
Gwen (😌): Yeah well, I believe in you.
Neona (😔): You got the job, and am I still waiting for them to call me and remind me that I will, but I won't get it. Anyway, I need to prepare for a job that I won't get.
Gwen (😠): Neona, you just don't got enough confidence. You got to have confidence in life. I know you will get the job. I do now. Just believe instead of giving up!
Neona (😞): UGH fine!!!
Gwen (😉): I'll see you at that job interview!!!! Put a smile on your face, too!
Neona (😊): Okay...Gwen, you're the best!
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."