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Criminal

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Roman Catholic

Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?

because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.

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  • Gay

    what do you call a lazy gay?

    someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.

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  • Kid

    What do you call a kid with no friends?

    A Sandy Hook survivor.

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  • Witch

    So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?

    Orphan

    Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!

    Orphan: You will?

    Depression

    What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?

    A DEPPression.

    (If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).

    Stereotype

    What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?

    Reality.

    Woman

    What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

    A field of cotton waiting to be picked.

    Drug

    A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.

    It’s called Trycoxagain.

    Irishman

    What do you call two gay Irishmen?

    Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.

    Crime scene

    What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?

    Returning to the scene of the crime.

    Cowgirl

    What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?

    A hoedown.