Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book...it's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
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What do you call the space inbetween Kim Kardashians breasts.
Silicon valley.
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artifical Intelligence
What do you call a bee that lives in America. A USB
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What do you call a necrophilic gangbang Cracking open a cold one with the boys
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What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate? A liar.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
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What do u call a swimming tererist. A bath bomb
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???
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