Call jokes
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?