what do you call a living panera bread panera breath
my friend: hey i got 15 kills! me: i got 60 kills! my friend: i didn't know you played call of duty! me: whats call of duty?
how to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a dehydration vaccine.
why are orphans so naughty at school its not like the teacher is gonna call theyre parents
if you call the number 800-273-8500 in afganistan thay say can you fly a plane
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed
There is a dark alley Who Do You Call? Batman.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a mom that is yours? Your mom!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence
What do you call a female Micheal Jackson she she
What's do you call a chinese hooker that won't get on her knees? Cantonese....
What do Americans call high school? Shooting range
1.What do you call chesse that's no yours - Nacho Chesse 2. Knock Knock WHO's there ash ash who-ashOoO 3. How does the ocean say hello - he waves 4. Why can't elsa have a ballaon- Because she will let it go 5. What do you can your enemy- You dont call it at all
what do you call a tamal thats in a bed
tamaleto
What do kids call a balanced meal? A hamburger in each hand XD XD XD XD
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl gos on stage: break a leg!
Rachel: alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
what do u call a gold digger? a miner
