Call jokes
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
MOOOMMMM
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
what do you call a retard smoking weed?
a baked potato.
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.