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Hypocrisy

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

Cash

My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."

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  • Memes

    Stereotype

    What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."

    Priest

    What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?

    A Catholic priest.

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  • Major

    What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?

    The thot that counts.

    9/11

    Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

    Orphan

    An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.

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  • Cancer

    What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?

    •Terminal

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  • Crush

    I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.