Call jokes
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
What do we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels?
A skele-TON!
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?