If a special ed kid is late to class is it ok to call me a little tardy?
If someone calls you, reply with this “Hi this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
What does an cannibal call people in water
Sea food
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated
Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.
The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The inspector then asks, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" asks the inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."
What do you call an autistic kidwith a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously it's called dark humor for a reason
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
have you heard of the.. uh Pokemon called uh rhy.. rhy
rhydon deez nuts
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
What do you call the people in the challenger explosion.
Ashtraynauts
