Call jokes
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.