Trading Card Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Card

135 views · big_bad_birb69 on insa · 7 years ago

What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?

BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON

Trade

669 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

Pokemon card

13 views · PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago

The image shows a Pokémon card with the character X as the main focus. The card's ability is "That freaking tall pillar," and it has an attack called "Help from four". The text also mentions a "basket" and flipping a coin.

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Self-worth

102 views · Anonymous · 5 years ago

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

Marriage

1,168 views · Anonymous · 9 years ago

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Black People

1,557 views · Vasya2003 · 2 years ago

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

Deck

64 views · JACK210 · 2 years ago

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

Flower

14 views · PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago

A Pokemon trading card featuring the character Flower. The card reads: Basic Pokémon Flower. Flower Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. "Space". Flower pushes the opponent aside.

Pokemon card

11 views · PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago

A Pokemon card featuring a cartoon cloud character named Cloudy. The card has attacks called 'Thunderstorm' and 'EgGz'. The card details include 'Cumulus cloud Pokemon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown'. The bottom of the card has copyright information: 'Illus. Druvianism Arts 1995, 96, 88 Nintendo Creatures. GAMEFREAK. ©1999 Wizardz. 55/102'.

Pokemon card

10 views · PokemonCardMemeBoiiii · 3 years ago

A Pokemon card featuring a drawing of a stick figure character named David. The card lists two attacks: "Aw, Seriously?" and "AW, SERIOUSLY!!??". The card also includes the following text: "Basic Pokémon. David. 50 HP. Stick figure Pokémon. Length: Unknown, Weight: Unknown. David says "Aw, Seriously?" Making the opponent confused. David yells "Aw, Seriously?" at the opponent. Weakness +30. Resistance -20. Retreat cost."

Card

24 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image contains five Yu-Gi-Oh! trading cards. Four of them are labeled 'Right Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Left Arm of the Forbidden One', 'Right Leg of the Forbidden One', and 'Left Leg of the Forbidden One' respectively. They feature golden limbs of a figure in chains. The fifth card in the center is labeled 'Nick Vujcic' and shows a picture of a man with no limbs.

Chad

1 view · 原田 · 2 years ago

A black and white photo of a muscular man in a white tank top and jeans. Above him is text that reads: “> goes to onlychads.fans > invests in Chad trading card NFTs > gets stonks for the boys > leaves”. A very small watermark "SLEEKINTEARS" is visible in the lower right corner.

Chad

21 views · Goku is dum · 2 years ago

Dam bro giga Chad has a Pokémon card😮

A fake Pokemon card featuring an image of a muscular person, labeled "Ultra Giga Chad" with 200 HP. The card has two moves, "True Power" that "Can 1 Hit anybody Even Black people Like people", with "Rangi Techoke" as the first name, and "Ultra Power", which states "If You look at Ultra Giga Chad Your chances of dieing are very high!"

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