Trading Card jokes

What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?

BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.