Hi im madison but for short you can call me alex
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle? Beef strokin' off
Q: What do you call a skeleton that go's to school but doesn't do any work A:lazy bones
What do you call a person who's heart stopped... Dead
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot you racist bastard.
So apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
What do you call a lesbian? Me
What do you call a crowd of horny white women? Cotton waiting to be picked
What do you call a black abortion clinic? Crime stoppers
What do you call an ass on a beach?
SANDY CHEEKS
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper
What do you call a blowjob in Africa? Breakfast
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger
Do you know why they call me battery saver I get turned on when it’s below 10
What do you call a group of Daveons? A 'daveon'-ation.
What do you call Chinese assassin? Chinese takeout
I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.
after 6 months of lockdown
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people
