Call jokes
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What is Instagram called in USA?
Instaounce.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore