Call jokes
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
We have some leak in the fridge. I'm surprised nobody has called a plumber.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!