Call jokes
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
So, there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, "what is one plus one?" She said, "I HATE YOU." Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, "My buns are burning." Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Bobby said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" The principal yelled, "HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?!" Then he said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, "my buns are burning."
101 pedo jokes.
Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?
Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.
Keep it going on lol.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.