Call jokes
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
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VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.