Call jokes
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Memes
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.