Call jokes
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1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Memes
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!