Call jokes
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
kayla?
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.