Call jokes
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
UHM U CANT CALL PPLS FAT NOWADAYS
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.