Call jokes
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Have you ever been to the new Disney park called SawCon?
SawCon deez nutz!