Call

Call jokes

Lemon

When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!

Orphan

What an upside to being an orphan!

There's things called family-size bags.

Memes

Gf

C A S T O R here is proof the names are marked out for privacy

The image shows a text message conversation where someone asks "Well will you be my gf?" and is labeled as ME. Another person responds "What do you think?" and is labeled as Her. The person labeled ME responds with "Idk", followed by a "mhm" from Her.

Priest

What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?

A holy CUMmunion.

Girl

There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Man

What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?

Panera Ned.

I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!

Emo

What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?

Happy for the first time.

Cop

What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.