Call jokes
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
Memes
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.