Call jokes

What do you call expired milk?

The Milky Way.

What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.

Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?

Because he can't handle all six perks.

What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.

What time do you call me tomorrow?

What do you call a country with nukes?

Abomination.

What do you call an overweight psychic?

A four chin teller.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lick-alot-a-puss.

Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!

Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.

Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!

Sans: Yea bro.

Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.

I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.

What do you call a Black Iron Man?

Robert Browny Jr.

Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

What do you call a Mexican door?

Dora.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

What do u call a pretty Indian girl?

Bomb bae.

What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?

Beef strokin' off.

I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked his mom.

Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?

A: Lazy bones.

There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."