What do you call a teddy bear that Fool
Stuffed
what do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
dine and dash
Sister: Your so stupid Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make u any smarter!
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.
what do you call my friends... SHORT
They say if viagra lasts more than four hours call the doctor ? I’m just wondering it’s been 6 hours and I’m still hard should I call the doctor or hop on another women
what do call a nozy mexican ? thats nacho buisness
You're so fat when you wear a yellow raincoat people call out "TAXI!"
What do you call a person that is both black and Hispanic, and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease? Maracas.
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure. One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four.
what do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle: motor disease
there was a girl called Millie and she had sexy blond hair and she wanted to chase me but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me
what do you call a blond with half a brain? gifted
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair (RC-XD)
What a upside to being an orphan There's things called family size bags
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer
What do you call a priest that likes juice A capriest sun
a russian wedding should be called a soviet union
