What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
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What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
The cashew called the peanut boring.
The peanut felt very unsalted.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
