Call jokes
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11