Call jokes
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.