Call jokes
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-