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Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."