Call jokes

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)

What do you call a black abortion clinic?

Crime Stoppers.

What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.

For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?

"Chancel culture!"

Why did the telemarketer cross the road?

I don't know.

I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.

What do you call a homosexual wrestler?

Gay Mysterio.

What do you call two Chinese lesbians?

Two can't chew.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

What do you call a German that can not see?

A Not-see.

What does a pedophile call an orphanage?

A supermarket.

What do you call 8 x 3.14?

Octopi.

What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?

Filipino.

So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.

20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.

Why is it called a building if it's already built?

What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.