There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Call Jokes
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
