your fore head is so big they call you the leening tower of forehead
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast? A Slow-poke.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle? Weedle Knievell.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant
What do you call a bee that produces milk, booby.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey. A cannibal.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?.
Motherfuckers.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
an escort..
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but toady is a gift that is why it I called the present.
why do lincoln like Ronnie anne she is the only one that calls me lamo.
me and my friends are going to create a steps tribute band we are all in wheelchairs so we are going to be called ramps
i remember last year all these biches called me lame so i stoped the simping and pretended i was gay, now i think theyre all fucking with me. im an L G B T Q imposter got cut last year know ive made the roster and you may think im a monester. im just just tryna see some titties.
Q: what is a Karen called in Europe
A: an American
What do you call a swimming terrorist, a bathbomb
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What call a shoe made out of a banana
A slipper
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots
A Tyrannosaurus Tex
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks teeth?
A slow swimmer...
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called - sheesh
