Call jokes
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Memes
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Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Husband: Honey, do you want sex?
Wife: No, thanks, I have a headache.
Husband: Is that your final answer?
Wife: Mmmmm.
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: No doubts?
Wife: No.
Husband staring a long time at his wife.
Husband: Okay, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend.
They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.