Call jokes
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
Memes
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What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"