Call jokes

How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.

I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?

I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.

What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?

A Slowpoke.

All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.

Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?

It’s called "Maybe Dick."

So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.

They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."

Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.

What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.

What do you call a herd of winning cows?

A topside.

What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?

Alien vs. Predator.

Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?

A: Disabled.

What do you call a bee’s love?

Honey.

What do you call a man with farts?

DEEZ NUTS!

What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?

NAP-TAIN

In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden and crossed the Ocean to make a new life in America. Unfortunately, it did not go all that well, and she soon found herself homeless, begging for food or money to survive.

She used to occupy a street next to a theater, not because it meant hefty handouts, but because it was a place where no other beggars or police bothered her. Every night, a new crowd came to see a show, and the cute young girl found just enough mercy to survive. In fact, she did so well that she decided to afford herself a small piece of cake every Tuesday, just to keep her spirits up.

One Tuesday, she could not get a break. Looked like she will go without cake this week. Then, a strange-looking gentleman stopped near her. He soon heard her story and decided to share his fortune.

Gentleman: "I work as a magician in the touring show; today, we performed here. Some nights, our guests want to gamble with us afterwards, and I make sure to bring home more than I came with. I try to keep it moderate, but today, this obnoxious drunk was loaded, so I emptied his pockets. Here, take this precious coin."