Call jokes
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store? She called for a price check.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?