Call jokes
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.