Call jokes
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
What do you call a retarded fruit?
Mentally in-pear-ed.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
I know you cannot be calling me cringe when you have this pfp
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
A boy was terrible at writing sentences, so his teacher gave him an assignment to help with that. The boy was to go home, write five sentences, and return to school the next day.
When he went home, he took a notepad and a pen and went to his dad for help. His dad was in a very important business call, so he angrily shouted at the child, "Shut up, you donkey!" The boy noted down that sentence. He next went to his mom, who assumed that he wanted to play video games, so she said, "No, my dear, tomorrow." That was his second sentence. For the third sentence, he went to his older brother, who was watching football where someone scored a goal, so he was jumping up and down yelling, "Goal! Goal!"
For the fourth sentence, he went to his sister, who was singing, "Spider-Man, Spider-Man!" For the last sentence, he went to his grandmother, who was cleaning the toilet and singing, "Under the toilet, under the toilet."
He went to school the next day, and his teacher asked him to tell her the sentences. The boy said, "Shut up, you donkey!" The teacher got angry after hearing this and asked the boy, "Do you want me to slap you?" The boy said, "No, my dear, tomorrow." This made the teacher so angry that she slapped the boy. Immediately, he started jumping up and down yelling, "Goal! Goal!" The teacher dragged him to the principal's office, as she was fed up with him. The principal asked the boy what his name was, to which he replied by singing, "Spider-Man, Spider-Man!" She asked him where he lived, so he sang, "Under the toilet, under the toilet."
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students?
Vegetable Soup.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth? A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What do you call a sick eagle?
Ill-eagle! 😂
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"