Call jokes

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.

What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?

Yung Flung Dung.

My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.

What do you call an ex-lesbian?

A clitter quitter.

What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you told them twice.

What do you call German weed?

Mustard Gas.

This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.

What do you call a committee of emo kids?

A cutting board!

I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!

What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?

A pot-hole.

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

What did the Teacher say to the orphan?

"I am calling your parents!"

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."

What do you call a group of transgender women?

X-Men.

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.

I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

Why can’t orphans have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."