Call jokes
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Covid-19 or Rona
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.