My Father touched me yesterday i called him a priest
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum, joke's on him, I have two dads.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What did the Teacher say the the orphan
I am calling your parents
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
What do you call a group of transgender women..? X-Men.
My girlfriend called me a bot in fortnite, so I called her sandwich maker 3000
What do you call a injured person who doesn't wanna play a game with u? A soar loser
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile
Why do they call them apartments when they're together?
Kid:licks money Mom: hey don’t lick the money it is dirty Kid: is that why they call people filthy rich
What do you call male mermaids? Mer-butlers!
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie
what do you call a flying skunk? a smelicopter
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho chees- Okay I can't do this anymore.
What do you Call a Skeletons omelet?...... A Bonelet
Why is it called a building if its already built?
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who there father's are.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Sh!t on a stick
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter. A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
