What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Call Jokes
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.
Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
Mom: Go clean your room, Little Johnny.
Little Johnny: No, it’s my room.
Mom: Well, it’s my house.
Little Johnny: Then go clean it.
Mom: Go to school!
At school:
Teacher: Hi, Little Johnny. You’re late.
Little Johnny: Watch because my son of a bitch mom told me to clean her room. I told her no, it’s my room, and then she said, 'Well, it’s my house.' Then I said, 'Go clean it,' and then she told me to go to school.
Teacher: Johnny, go to the principal’s office! You just came into school and now you're causing trouble. Go!
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
