Call jokes
What do you call a racist community? America.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
One day a skeleton never worked. Everyone called him lazybones.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
Seizure salad.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?
Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.