Call jokes
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions?
Answer: Expresso! (KILL MEH)
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?
A criminal! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Son: “Mom, is there a thing called «friendship» between a man and a woman?”
Mother: “No Son, unless if he’s gay.”
Son: “So your friend is gay?”
Mother with herself: «How did he see me with michael omg if my husband discovered my cheating he will kill me»
Mother: “Mmm.. Yes.”
Father loudly: “YES!!!”
Mother: “What in the hell? Are you gay?”
Father with himself: «Am i an idiot why did i yell?! if she discovered I’m gay and her son was made by Paul’s semens she will kill me»
Father: “No what are saying? I’m just talking with myself.”
*A few hours later*
Mother: “I will go to visit my mother.”
Father: “Me too I will go to visit my mother.”
Son: “Not me too I will go to stud with my friends.”
The mother and the father goes to michael’s house and they found their son playing with Michael and Paul is recording them and saying: «that’s why I love you my actual son oh only if your mother knows».
*The End* :D
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.