Call jokes
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.