Call jokes
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
Memes
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.