Call jokes
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
Yo mama is so stupid that she called pest control for gym rats.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.