Call jokes

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

What do you call 8 x 3.14?

Octopi.

What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?

Filipino.

So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.

20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.

What do you call an orphan who became a priest?

Father-less.

What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.

What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?

Yung Flung Dung.

What did the Teacher say to the orphan?

"I am calling your parents!"

There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"

What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

What do you call a committee of emo kids?

A cutting board!

This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.

I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!

What do you call German weed?

Mustard Gas.

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.

What do you call an ex-lesbian?

A clitter quitter.

My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.