Call jokes
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
So I was asleep and woke up and went to work. My wife left already to her job. I was driving my car and ran over someone. I woke up in my bed, realized it was all a dream.
20 minutes later I got a phone call that my wife got hit by a car.