Call jokes
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.