Call

Call jokes

Sex

Husband: Honey, do you want sex?

Wife: No, thanks, I have a headache.

Husband: Is that your final answer?

Wife: Mmmmm.

Husband: Are you sure?

Wife: Yes.

Husband: No doubts?

Wife: No.

Husband staring a long time at his wife.

Husband: Okay, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend.

Stereotype

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.

Wife

Why are wives also called a housekeeper?

Because after the divorce, they keep the house.

Memes

Chopper

A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.

A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.

Tool

Some dude called me a tool.

So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.

Guess he was right :/

Field

What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?

A jammy cunt.

Priest

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"

Honey

The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.

Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"

Mum

Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!

Kobe

If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.

Drug

Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.