Call jokes

What do you call a flying skunk?

A smelicopter.

Husband: Honey, do you want sex?

Wife: No, thanks, I have a headache.

Husband: Is that your final answer?

Wife: Mmmmm.

Husband: Are you sure?

Wife: Yes.

Husband: No doubts?

Wife: No.

Husband staring a long time at his wife.

Husband: Okay, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend.

Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.

What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?

A cutting board.

Why are wives also called a housekeeper?

Because after the divorce, they keep the house.

A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.

A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.

What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!

What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!

I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.

Some dude called me a tool.

So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.

Guess he was right :/

What do you call an Indian going through the bins?

RUM-MAJINGG

What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?

A jammy cunt.

What do you call a chill transgender?

Fictional.

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"

The teacher said she made the kids guess what a random word was, and it was honey. She also gave them a sample of honey to make it a little easier.

Teacher said that it was something that you eat and what parents call each other. Little Johnny said, "I know what it is now! Spit them out now guys, their Buttholes!"

Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!

If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.

What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?

Chunky Tomato Soup.

Did you know that there is a new drug on the market for lesbians who are suffering from depression? It's called Trycoxagain.

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.