Call jokes
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Q. What do you call a baby born six months early?
A. A miscarriage.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What do you call a mountain of kittens? A meowtain.
Extended warranty-
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow! What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!