Call jokes
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
lol anons are idiots
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Why donβt orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call βdaddy.β
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
I don't call it arson. I call it warming up.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast? A Sandy Hooker
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.