Call jokes
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
What do you call your kids?
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
"Joe momma" is called that because it means "you're a mistake."
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool?
The dry bear.