What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do u call a fat person in a wheelchair A broken wheelchair
What's the differnce between Batman and a gay person What batman has no one to call daddy
what do you call 2 octopus that look the same? Itenticale!
Where does a octopus put its money? In a octo-purse
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits! High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
McDonald's was originally called 'Mac and Dick', so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What do cows call money? Moola
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
What do you call a otter video game that is about robbing?- Grand Theft Otter!
What do u call a downy under water
Dead fish
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer
If I called you gay you would probably hit me with your purse
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
in English class the teacher says (Teacher): Kids you need to say the alphabet ok Sally you first. (Sally): Okay a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z. (Teacher): good job Sally. Then the teacher called on 4 other students who got it right. Then the teacher called on little Johnny. (Teacher): Little Johnny say the alphabet. (Little Johnny): bcefghijklmnopsvwxyz. (Teacher): no Johnny that’s not right. (Johnny): oh I forgot u r a q t. (Teacher). No still not right and thank you. (Johnny): oh I’ll give you the d later . (Class): (laughing). (Teacher): GO TO THE OFFICE NOW .
why did the people in 9/11 not call 911 bc it would call the pilots.
What do u call a orphan taking a family photo? A Selfie
What do you call a kid with down syndrome who dresses like a merman? POSIEDOWN
