Call jokes
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Memes
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.