Call jokes
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
What do you call a lesbian vampire?
Cunt Dracula.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they asked if I could pilot a plane.
lol so true
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.