What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
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Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
