Call jokes
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Memes
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!