Call jokes
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
Memes
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
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What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.