Call jokes
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.