Call jokes
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Memes
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:
"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."
Anyone know what bird that is?
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.