Call jokes
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Memes
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.