Call jokes
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Memes
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"