Call jokes
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
What do you call an Indian that came home late?
A curfew muncher.
Memes
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Are you getting tired of life? Yes? Then call 180 go fuck yourself.
It's not our problem.com That's 180 go fuck yourself it's not our problem.com
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.