Call jokes
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.