What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Call Jokes
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
