Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.