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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Q: What do you call an Asian paralympian?
A: Lim Ping.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."