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Lincoln

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

Infant

You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.

Weedle

What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievel.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Dinosaur

What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?

A Tyrannosaurus Tex.

Present

Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

Wildfire

What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.

Escort

What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?

An escort.

Shark

What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?

A slow swimmer...

Kidney

When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.

When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!

Devil

What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣

Drug

What do you call a religious drug addict?

A crystal methodist.