Call jokes
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called aregoslavia.
In a normal country, you call it Yugoslavia.
In Soviet Russia, it's called yugostravia.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
joe mama roast
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.