Call jokes

What do you call a turkey when it is scared?

A chicken.

What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

A slipper.

What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!

What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.

You can't call yourself a baby boomer if you have never detonated an infant.

What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievel.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?

A Tyrannosaurus Tex.

Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!

Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.

What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.

What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?

An escort.

What do you call a Turk eating turkey?

A cannibal.

What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?

Motherfuckers.

What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?

A Slowpoke.