Call jokes
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
What do you call an Iraqi who owns a camel and a goat?
Bisexual.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.