Call jokes
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Have you heard of the foundation called Autism Speaks?
No, it screeches.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.