Call jokes
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."
The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!