Call jokes
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
If I called you gay, you would probably hit me with your purse.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a load of retards in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!