Call jokes
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!