What do you call a duck on drugs A quackhead.
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said “ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class “ What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you starting at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you 'baby' now~
What do you call a planet that poops-- Uranus
If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite.. just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter🚁
What do you call a bus full of white people? A TWINKiE!!!
What do you call a two dimensional owl? A --- Paper TOWL!!!!
what do u call a load of retards in a swimming pool vegetable soup
you use to call me on your cellphone when you need my love mad girl; SHUT UP YOU ARE SO ANNOYING I DONT WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant women? A combo meal.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home too
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player? A. Osama Bin Ballin
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair? Hot wheels
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire HOTWHEELS
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
