Call jokes
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
You've got a body inside you. It's called your bones.