Call jokes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What do cows call money?
Moola.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.