Call jokes
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?