Call

Call jokes

Orphan

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

Bird

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

Furry

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

Memes

Hellen Keller

Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"

Mailman

The mailman came to drop the mail off.

Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.

Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."

Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."

Alligator

People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.

He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.

Nuke

What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?

The final countdown.

Bbc

Why’s BBC called BBC?

The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-

Orphan

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.