Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Call Jokes
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
