Call jokes
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.