What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey. What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
Salmon Rushdie got a new book out. It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
A woman decides to take a well-earned vacation and she asks her brother to watch her cat while she's away.
On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things are going he tells her bluntly that the cat is dead.
The woman is really upset and goes into hysterics, before saying, "You can't tell a person bad news so bluntly. You should break the news gently. The first day, you should have said that Fluffy was stuck on the roof and couldn't get down. The second day, you could have said that she had fallen, but the vet said she would be okay. Then on the third day you could have said that she died from complications."
The next day, the woman calls her brother again and asks how things are. He says, "Well, Grandma is stuck on the roof and can't get down ..."
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction! 😂😂🤣☺️
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie
Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
What do you call Stevan hauking on a period. Mario cart
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower? You got off clean
What do you call a goat? A goat
What do you call girl skeleton dancing... A bone et
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy? A seizure salad.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special
What’s the name of oceangates next submarine? Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs i bet they’ll call it the George Floyd
what do u call a Chinese baby? sum ting Wong
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe
what do you call an emo cancer kid
chemo
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone Mommy
