Call jokes
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
I know you cannot be calling me cringe when you have this pfp
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.