Call jokes
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.