Call jokes
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
lol so true
What do you call a fish with no neck?
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?
"Juan Direction."
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."