Call jokes
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Memes
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.