Call

Call jokes

Phone

Why can Asian people buy phones?

'Cause they might call the wrong number.

Santa

Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"

Uranus

Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"

Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."

Memes

Guy

What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?

An “Astronut”!

Society

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

One

Why are they called s’mores?

Because you always want another one!

Baby

What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?

Kentucky Fried Children!

What's it called when you eat those same babies?

Finger Lickin' Good!

Bullshit

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

Submarine

What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?

Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."