Call jokes
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
A girl goes to a Church to confess.
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father, he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
what do you call a shadow stalker REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.