Call jokes
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
I know you cannot be calling me cringe when you have this pfp
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.