Call jokes
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
What do you call a person whose Lymphoma keeps recurring?
A Lymphomaniac.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.