Call jokes
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
I know you cannot be calling me cringe when you have this pfp
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."