Call jokes
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
Memes
I know you cannot be calling me cringe when you have this pfp
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Husband: Honey, do you want sex?
Wife: No, thanks, I have a headache.
Husband: Is that your final answer?
Wife: Mmmmm.
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: No doubts?
Wife: No.
Husband staring a long time at his wife.
Husband: Okay, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"