Call jokes
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.