Call jokes
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Robetoe.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."