Call jokes
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
So Jesus has been nailed to the cross.
On the first day, he starts to moan, "Peter, Peter!"
Well, Peter hears Jesus moaning and feels it is important, so begins to go up the hill. On his way, he is met by some Roman soldiers and they proceed to beat his ass back down the hill.
On the second day, Peter hears Jesus moaning again, "Peter, Peter!"
Peter thinks to himself, this is important. He heads up the hill, fights past the first line, but gets a beatdown by the second group and back down the hill he goes.
On the third day, Peter is woken up by Jesus sounding very weak, but calling out, "Peter, Peter!"
Peter feels that whatever it is that Jesus needs him for must be very important. Peter heads up the hill, he is on a mission. He manages to fight his way thru three sets of Roman guards and make his way to the cross Jesus has been nailed to for three days. He looks up to Jesus and says, "Jesus, I have heard your calls, what is so important?"
Jesus- "Peter, I can see your house from here!"
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.