Call jokes
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
I know you cannot be calling me cringe when you have this pfp
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
My father touched me yesterday. I called him a priest.
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.