Call jokes
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
What do you call a donkey with no feet?
A horse.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
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What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.
He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.
He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.
Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
There was a guy called John.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
"What is your number?" "Hi."
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call an expert fisherman? A "MASTER-BAITER".
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
For centuries the Catholic Church censored everything that wouldn‘t fit with their teachings. You know what I call that?
"Chancel culture!"