Call jokes
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person. Me dials 911.
Police: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Police: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH?
Police: Ends call.
Me: Calls hospital.
Hospital: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Hospital: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.
Hospital: Hangs up.
Me: Calls fire dEpArTmEnT.
Fire: No fire.
Fire dEpArTmEnT: What is that location?
Me: Hangs up and give up and goes home.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
Son: “Mom, is there a thing called «friendship» between a man and a woman?”
Mother: “No Son, unless if he’s gay.”
Son: “So your friend is gay?”
Mother with herself: «How did he see me with michael omg if my husband discovered my cheating he will kill me»
Mother: “Mmm.. Yes.”
Father loudly: “YES!!!”
Mother: “What in the hell? Are you gay?”
Father with himself: «Am i an idiot why did i yell?! if she discovered I’m gay and her son was made by Paul’s semens she will kill me»
Father: “No what are saying? I’m just talking with myself.”
*A few hours later*
Mother: “I will go to visit my mother.”
Father: “Me too I will go to visit my mother.”
Son: “Not me too I will go to stud with my friends.”
The mother and the father goes to michael’s house and they found their son playing with Michael and Paul is recording them and saying: «that’s why I love you my actual son oh only if your mother knows».
*The End* :D
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
Mom!
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.