Call jokes
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What would a Down syndrome Ben 10 alien be called?
Chromostone.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.