Call jokes
What do you call a farting boxer?
Gaseous Clay.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
I know you cannot be calling me cringe when you have this pfp
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
What do you call an orphan who became a priest?
Father-less.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.