Call jokes
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Memes
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do you call a seven who's not feeling well? A sick seven
Where did Sally go after stepping onto the minefield? Everywhere
Getting a girlfriend is just like parking a car; usually all the good ones are taken, so you just gotta stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
Husband: Honey, do you want sex?
Wife: No, thanks, I have a headache.
Husband: Is that your final answer?
Wife: Mmmmm.
Husband: Are you sure?
Wife: Yes.
Husband: No doubts?
Wife: No.
Husband staring a long time at his wife.
Husband: Okay, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
I gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.