
Call jokes
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
So, there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, "what is one plus one?" She said, "I HATE YOU." Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, "My buns are burning." Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Bobby said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" The principal yelled, "HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?!" Then he said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, "my buns are burning."
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
