Call jokes
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Mom!
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call getting gonorrhea from a disabled person?
A slow clap.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.