They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
Call Jokes
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
