Call jokes
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.