Call jokes
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
What do you call a special police officer?
Officer down!
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a crease join?
Hahaha
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.