Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
Call Jokes
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
