When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathise with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
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Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.
What is Wacko Jacko's favourite David Bowie song?
Boys Keep Swinging
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits
