Call jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA