Call jokes
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.