Yo mama so fat when she talks to herself it’s a long-distance call
how you call a very long terrorist? 9'11
What do you call angry midgets? short tempered
yo mama so fat when she falls 999 have to call a crane to pick her up
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do call a pool full of balck kids . Baths bomb
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured,
"Happynese" (happy knees)
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
what do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
the double trouble.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went puberty? Harry Potter.
died and came back sped. i call that rien-tardation
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover it's called flying through the windshield and the song's name is crossing the street
2001 just called and they want there towers back
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you call a Emo in the hanging gallows
Happy for the first time
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer
why did the twin towers fall exactly at 9/11? because the terrosists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank"