
Call jokes
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.