Call jokes

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

What do you call a drunken Muslim?

Mohammered.

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A stego-sore-ass.