Call jokes
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?
Bullying.
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panakin.
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.