Call jokes
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
What do you call an infant with no legs?
Ground beef.
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
The bakery where I work is being robbed. I said to the people, "I am calling the police." Then I realized they did not come for the money; they came for the bread. Huh, go figure!
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.