Call jokes
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? A dishwasher.
Sam is a kindergartener. One day, Sam’s teacher told him to learn the first few letters of the alphabet. Later that night, Sam asked his moody sister what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she replied with “Oh, what’s the point. Life is meaningless...”.
Sam then went up to his room and found his brother crying on the floor. Sam asked him what the next letter was. “I hate you!” said Sam’s brother, so Sam left the room. Sam went to his mom and asked her what the third letter was. “You stupid f*****,” his mom yelled at him. So Sam went to ask his Grandpa what the fourth letter is, and his grandpa didn’t reply, so Sam went to bed.
The next day, Sam’s teacher called on him to tell the class what the first letter is, and he answered with “Oh, what’s the point. Life is meaningless...” and the teacher sent him to the school counselor. As he left the room, he yelled at his teacher “I hate you!”
As Sam arrived at the counselor’s office, she said she had called his parents and they wanted him to be safe and locked up in a padded cell. “You stupid f*****,” Sam screamed as he heard the ambulance sirens getting nearer. As the ambulance drove away, Sam, in his straight jacket, was silent.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits?
A tongue workout!
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.