Call jokes
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What do you call cringe?
You.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?
A: A Luna-Tic!
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
Playing a game called 7-Up.
Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?
Teacher: It's cheating!
Student: No! It's the object of the game.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
What do you call a skinny black dick? A Tootsie Roll.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)