Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
Call Jokes
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
Q: What do you call a religious Wookie?
A: Jewbacca.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
