Call jokes
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1: "God, I can only imagine what was going through those kids' heads in the last moments of their lives..."
Person 2: "Probably Bullets."
Person 1: "OMG!! Can you even think of what their parents are going through?!"
Person 2: "Probably Coffin Brochures."
Person 1: "...."
Person 2: "It's called dark humor. Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it."
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
Son: “Mom, is there a thing called «friendship» between a man and a woman?”
Mother: “No Son, unless if he’s gay.”
Son: “So your friend is gay?”
Mother with herself: «How did he see me with michael omg if my husband discovered my cheating he will kill me»
Mother: “Mmm.. Yes.”
Father loudly: “YES!!!”
Mother: “What in the hell? Are you gay?”
Father with himself: «Am i an idiot why did i yell?! if she discovered I’m gay and her son was made by Paul’s semens she will kill me»
Father: “No what are saying? I’m just talking with myself.”
*A few hours later*
Mother: “I will go to visit my mother.”
Father: “Me too I will go to visit my mother.”
Son: “Not me too I will go to stud with my friends.”
The mother and the father goes to michael’s house and they found their son playing with Michael and Paul is recording them and saying: «that’s why I love you my actual son oh only if your mother knows».
*The End* :D
What do you call a fish that has a dick?
Moby Dickkkkk!
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
What do you call a kid who's been kidnapped?
Well, her name's Sally, so I guess... Sally. My main concern is getting her out of the freezer.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.