What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Call Jokes
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
My friend had a drink called Quick Start, so I said, "That's a quick start to the morning!"
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.
A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
