Call jokes
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What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
The bakery where I work is being robbed. I said to the people, "I am calling the police." Then I realized they did not come for the money; they came for the bread. Huh, go figure!
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.