What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
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What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
