Call jokes
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.