What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
