There's a new cooking programme on BBC1. The contestants are victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook... Right Hook."
Call Jokes
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
