Never buy a epileptic kid light up sketchers
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave ? Buy 1 get 1 free 😂😂😂😂
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say 'Thank God' and to stop the horse, to say ' Hallelujah'. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.
... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odour and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygenic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
buy KFC or else
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile
I offered to share a Meal with an Homeless Person once but he said "Piss off and buy your Own"
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants ? Because Chernobyl fallout .
Where do you buy a dishwasher. Hot singles in your area
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide but then thinks "maybe i shouldn't be doing this" and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
I got caught masterbating in the bath buy my mum! I said MUM I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar. They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements. The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.” The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.” The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
a girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says suck my dick and ill buy you a dress and she does it and says to him dad your Dick tastes like shit and he says yeah your brother wanted a car
